Rap Battle (not recorded or nothing, but a mutual friend wrote down the lyrics as we went)?

Just a rap battle between me, and this kid I know. Who you think is better?

Matthew (age: 14):

I'm froom the country, so somehow, that makes me a hick.

If you don't like me, you can suck my ******* dick,

Or you can suck your mom's, *****.

Go ahead, girl, give it a lick.

You think you're a better rapper, 'cause you're from the hood

But you suck just as much as any ghetto rapper would.

You know you want to be like me, but you never could.

You think you're much better and more unique.

Stop acting like you're better than me, or you'll be 6 feet deep.

Young Grip (age: 12):

Eating chicken and biscuits, drinking nothing but dairy.

You're like a goddamn rerun of Little House on the Prairie.

You think you're better than me. You don't scare me.

You act like you're first name should be Larry.

You claim you've been in thousands of street fights.

You're so ******* stereotypically white.

You think since you can put words to a beat, you're tight.

Maybe in Lil Wayne's lyrics, that's right,

But this is real rap, soyou bite.

You're telling yo mama jokes, acting all tough.

What, did your mama not hug you enough?

Go back where you came from. Everyone here thinks you suck.

If you wanna be a rapper, good luck.

You'll need it.

This is the first rap battle one of my friends wrote down as we were saying so it's word for word, and I decided to put it on yahoo answers to see what yall thought.

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  • 10 years ago
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    both aren't good but young grip still wins matthew is ****

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  • leVel8
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    10 years ago

    Eating chicken and biscuits, drinking nothing but dairy.

    You're like a goddamn rerun of Little House on the Prairie.

    ^^ borderline dope

    You think you're better than me. You don't scare me.

    You act like you're first name should be Larry.

    ^^ wack!

    you had the two best lines of the whole battle, the rest of everything sucked.

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  • 10 years ago

    Sorry but it sucks.

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  • 10 years ago

    i think both of your ryhmes is wack

    and you both like it from the ...

    LOL i'm not a rapper but you just got served yo.

    notice my sarcasm please

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  • its cool

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