World record bowel movement?

i believe i have the world record bowel movement. only problem is that its in the bathroom in the middle of the mall right now... how do i retrieve it? (last time this happened, i tried to carry it out in a paper shopping bag but the bag got soggy and ripped. leaving the gigantic turd laying in the middle of a... show more i believe i have the world record bowel movement. only problem is that its in the bathroom in the middle of the mall right now... how do i retrieve it?

(last time this happened, i tried to carry it out in a paper shopping bag but the bag got soggy and ripped. leaving the gigantic turd laying in the middle of a crowded mall)
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