What would be an appropriate christening gift. . .?

. . .for a clone?

I was thinking about sending Wolfblayde (sic) a grammar text and a good spell check program. Or would a bottle of champagne be more appropriate as a christening gift?

And if so, do I give it to him/her like they do when they christen ships?
Update: Didn't the Geneva Convention ban the use of fruitcake as weaponry? In any event, just when I thought I was one mean mama, someone comes along and puts my best to shame. Here's the "One Mean Mama" crown, Arizona, and please don't forget to put the plastic dust cover on the throne when you... show more Didn't the Geneva Convention ban the use of fruitcake as weaponry?

In any event, just when I thought I was one mean mama, someone comes along and puts my best to shame. Here's the "One Mean Mama" crown, Arizona, and please don't forget to put the plastic dust cover on the throne when you leave tonight.

(((Arizona Indian Doll)))
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