WINNIE asked in 教育與參考考試 · 10 years ago

尋求英文笑話

麻煩大家幫我找找英文笑話

這算是我們英文的口說成績

而且我們要兩個人可以演出來的

盡量不要用到太難的單字

如果各位可以給我一點意見怎麼演

那再好不過了

p.s如果我們班的也上網找笑話,不准跟我搶

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  • 9 years ago
    Best Answer

    "Charlie, why don't you play golf with Ted any more?" Charlie's wife asked.

    "Would you play golf with a chap who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Charlie replied.

    "Well, no," admitted his wife.

    "And neither will Ted," replied the dejected husband.

    『查理,為什麼你不再和泰德打高爾夫球了?』

    『你會和那種趁你不注意時就用腳推球的人一起打高爾夫嗎?』

    『喔,不會』老婆承認道。

    『那泰德更不會,』沮喪的老公回答。

    Now that we are married," said the earnest young man to his bride,

    "I want you to stop behaving like the spoiled daughter of a rich man,

    except in one way." "What is that?" asked the bride.

    "You may keep on asking your father for spending money.

    現在我們已經結婚,年輕的老公認真的對老婆說,

    『你可別再像有錢人家慣壞的大小姐一樣了,除了一點以外。』『那一點?』老婆說。『你可以向你老爸要錢花。』

    Uncle Bob: Did I tell you how my mother wakes me up every morning?

    Aunt Billie: No, how?

    Uncle Bob: She brings the cat to my room and throws it on my bed.

    Aunt Billie: Really? Does that work?

    Uncle Bob: You'd better believe that it does ---- I sleep with?a dog!

    鮑伯叔叔:我有沒有告訴你我媽是怎麼叫我起床的?

    比利阿姨:沒有,怎麼叫的?

    鮑伯叔叔:她把貓帶到我房間去然後往我床上丟。

    比利阿姨:真的嗎?那有用嗎?

    鮑伯叔叔:你最好相信那有用----我和狗一起睡!

    My wife is still mad at me from last weekend when I came home drunk. She said, "Lips that touch liquor will never touch mine." Five minutes later she said, "What are you thinking about?" I said, "I'm trying to decide between twelve-year-old scotch and fifty-year-old lips!"

    我老婆到現在還在氣我上週末喝醉酒回家,她告訴我"沾過酒後你就別想吻我"五分鐘過後,她又說"你到底在想什麼?"我告訴她"我在思考到底是要喝12年的陳年蘇格蘭酒還是吻50年的陳年香唇呢?"

    If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but,

    if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

    如果你的父新是窮人, 那是你的命. 若你的岳父是窮人, 那就是你的愚蠢了.

    Since light travels faster than sound,

    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    因為光速比音速快. 所以你常會發覺人們在開口講話之前是顯得很聰明的.

    Source(s): Rachel~愛流浪(In India-SEZ)
  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    瞭解一次、多一次的保障。尋找八大行業工作。必須謹慎小心一點。

    小巴常說:保險跟冒險只差一個字,意義卻是大不同!

    一通電話、一次詢問。都是為自己的著想。

  • 9 years ago

    Your brain has two parts: the left part and the right part.

    The left part has nothing right.

    The right part has nothing left.

    Source(s): 我自己
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