- 9 years agoBest Answer
"Charlie, why don't you play golf with Ted any more?" Charlie's wife asked.
"Would you play golf with a chap who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Charlie replied.
"Well, no," admitted his wife.
"And neither will Ted," replied the dejected husband.
Now that we are married," said the earnest young man to his bride,
"I want you to stop behaving like the spoiled daughter of a rich man,
except in one way." "What is that?" asked the bride.
"You may keep on asking your father for spending money.
Uncle Bob: Did I tell you how my mother wakes me up every morning?
Aunt Billie: No, how?
Uncle Bob: She brings the cat to my room and throws it on my bed.
Aunt Billie: Really? Does that work?
Uncle Bob: You'd better believe that it does ---- I sleep with?a dog!
My wife is still mad at me from last weekend when I came home drunk. She said, "Lips that touch liquor will never touch mine." Five minutes later she said, "What are you thinking about?" I said, "I'm trying to decide between twelve-year-old scotch and fifty-year-old lips!"
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
如果你的父新是窮人, 那是你的命. 若你的岳父是窮人, 那就是你的愚蠢了.
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
因為光速比音速快. 所以你常會發覺人們在開口講話之前是顯得很聰明的.Source(s): Rachel~愛流浪(In India-SEZ)
- Anonymous6 years ago
- 9 years ago
Your brain has two parts: the left part and the right part.
The left part has nothing right.
The right part has nothing left.Source(s): 我自己