I will promo later. As for voting, here tis:
Nigey and Ryder
Jake and ????
i SAy Jack Hunter
Ok. My promo. Is upon us. It is kayfabe. It is below.
Montréal Screw job. BA Religion scandalise. Pathetic, and means nothing, compared to me. Now, I have respect for Bret Hart, that poor lady, and even Shawn Michaels, always have! Now, to another issue quickly, the man who was the equivalent of Shawn Michaels (with no disrespect to HBK), Notorious Xtreme, a cheap imitation of HBK, nothing like him. He wants to de-throne me, and become that guy in REW, there guy they love to hate in the main event scene? That’s what he wants? Damn it, let the guy have it, I am Mr. Blood, and I want to be the face of this company! Now that’s a challenge, I’m nothing like say Kurt Angle, or John Cena. But if my idol, Mick Foley can do it, then I’m sure that edge can too! Now, I’ve talked about 6 real life wrestlers, but I reveal that my cousin is called Chris. Chris Parks. For the brainy ones, you can tell that is Abyss. Now, I think he stole my old personality, so that means we need a real monster good guy, and I think that that, well, could be me!
Simply Edgehead, is relatively new to the business, and the first person to welcome him, me! Now. Don’t call me stupid. But he isn’t a “simply Edgehead. Last time I checked, Edge’s eyes, unlike this guys, were blue, and he wasn’t a monster *crowd make a that is harsh sorta sound* Sorry, but its true Edgehead. You’re jealous. I had the spotlight, you didn’t. So you got yourself on the pay per view card. Now, it is Mr. Blood vs Simply Edgehead at REW Broken in the cage. That brings me on to my next subject, AKA, the match stipulation. You heard it right. Punjabi Prison match. A structure where there is no escape. Bad move Edgehead. I will take my time in disassembling you, then taking your place as power crazed maniac running the REW show. Because a Punjabi Prison match is the most dangerous, blood infested, death defying, high risk, painful match in pro wrestling today. It might not be the “Devil’s playground”, it is the home of the maniac. But. For one mere night only. That maniac is me. And that match will soon be renamed as, “The Edgehead’s Gravestone” you will tonight. Lay. In your own. Damn Blood! Blood! Bloo… I’m not done man. It’s true, but that’s my finishing line.
Now. Let’s recap what happened. REW eXcrutiation. Mr. Blood def. Dylan Klien to retain in an epic match, after a #1 contenders match for “MONDAY, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU SAID MONDAY!” night, TLC, Notorious Xtreme def. Jack Hunter and one Freddy Daggler. After my battle. You allow that loser Notorious Pac. Sorry, whatever the weirdo’s name is these days, something like, oh yes that is, Fluky ******. No, still not it. Tupac Wright? No! That’s it, on the 4th attempt; I remember the REW world champ’s name, that’s good for business? Not at all! Anyway, Notorious Xtreme, he came out, and attacked me. Pinned me. New world champ? Hardly. Then, the next night, I get a rematch man! I am about to win, when the lights start going out. So I go up the rafters, to see what is happening, baring in mind the referee already tried screwing me. I went to the lighting men, when I was sneak attacked. And then this put the RE in REW, I was thrown over the rafters! And pinned me. Now. I took that like a man, and am still here today to prove it. Because I’m kind of a monster, after all, I’m 100% Blood. And this guy, Simply Edgehead, is not a man compared to me. Like I said before, I earned my way here. After 5 damn promos! I didn’t retain at the end of the night, I am 100% Blood. Why not give this name a proper bill? 100% Blood vs 100% Jealousy? Edgehead. Prepare. You are in for the match of your life. No, you don’t have Jack Hunter, you’re not in NXG. Your 1v1 with me. With an opponent, far above the tag division. Edgehead. Prepare. Because you are now officially dealing with:
The reason why the REWWAMFO, which stands for Really Extreme with a Muttha F***ing Owner. Is damn TV-14, Living Hell, 100% Blood, Next Big Thing, and FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION! Mr. Blood. Will make you see your own BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
And one last message to the loyal REW fans. Once I win tonight. My World Title competition will resume. Oh, it’s real. Damn Real, because you will Rest. In. Peace. And if you’re not down with that I’ve got two words for you. Four More. The champ is here. To take you’re BLOOD! BLOOD! Because I am the rated R- Superstar you hypocrites. Because I mean it Simply Edgehead, whether you get it or not. I’m coming… for YOU!!!