What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?

I need a spell that will summon a Jesus to do my bidding. It's for a good cause. They say he's the most powerful spirit to set foot on the planet, even more powerful than a Balrog, and I'd like to cure cancer. Right now, preferably. Does anyone know any good incantations that summon Jesus and... show more I need a spell that will summon a Jesus to do my bidding. It's for a good cause. They say he's the most powerful spirit to set foot on the planet, even more powerful than a Balrog, and I'd like to cure cancer. Right now, preferably. Does anyone know any good incantations that summon Jesus and manifests him in a form in which he will answer direct questions with correct answers?
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