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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Is this Joke funny/clever?

Recently a 8 year old boy from Arkansas was admitted into rehab...... apparently he was hooked on phonics!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I like, hard to not to laugh. Not clever, but pretty funny the first time you hear it.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    This is why American humor is not a patch on British humour.

    If wit was shít, you'd be constipated.

  • 1 decade ago

    That joke was so lame.... I actually laughed.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Keep working on it.

  • 1 decade ago

    I get it but its not funny at all.

  • 1 decade ago

    its ok it makes sense not all that funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i dont get it

  • 1 decade ago

    no its really bad

  • 1 decade ago

    i dont understand sorry :\

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