Why would God destroy a statue of [Touchdown] Jesus?

...or was it Thor?

As lightning hits are deemed 'an act of God.'

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Thor wins again! He has a hammer jesus was nailed to a cross, now he burns down his statue.. anyone who isn't a viking better convert quick.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    God can not be blamed for each lightning strike. God isn't Zeus, the mythological god who threw lightning bolts. My God loves all mankind, and is not out to interrupt us, yet to keep us. yet, the international is doomed in the process the tribulation, which will commence after the rapture of the Church. that's extremely close to, and Romans 10:9-10 is the way of salvation.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry your so called thor did not do it , & there is no such thing as a touch down Jesus, True there was a stature, but Jesus was not into football.

  • 1 decade ago

    God's touchdown

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  • 1 decade ago

    A very Medieval notion.

    Get a book on Physics, you'll get to the bottom of it eventually.

  • Graham
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    God hates graven images.

    Weather is generally random within a set of base parameters.

  • 1 decade ago

    I laughed so hard at those pictures, because it was a stupid statue to begin with lol

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