Dream about Vanna White?
Then I'm being followed by these Russian spies. They give me some velcro, and an order of fries. Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise. I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I keep having this dream night after night after night after night. Do you think I'm going insane? Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain? See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur. Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor. Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door, and I'm back in the very same place I was before, I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White and I can't bust out and I can't break free. I can't go home and I can't get loose, and I try to escape but it's just no use.
Because of all those crazy dreams I even wake up screaming now and then. See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address. I'm half an hour late for my algebra test, then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest. Then I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest.