Starred, now 4 my votes, before my surely epic promo to follow later!
Mad Van Dam
Interesting, i say, Victoria, Love lol, Angelina, RSCP, overall Victoria
NIGEY and the other guy
Lakersandi and JJ
Promo (to follow):
On the 13th of June, I come to the ring, in an anything counts match, with this (points at world title) belt on the line, trying to Cleanse REW, to start off by Kliening it, by getting rid of one traitor Dylan Klien! I offered him respect, the upmost respect, he gets a fluky win after I do all the hard work, and I end up defending my title against him!? In an “anything goes match”, well, this as well as being a conspiracy, is great. I can prove what I will do to all future opponents, such as, well, Desert Storm, Master, or maybe, Freddy Daggler, Jack Hunter, or notorious Xtreme, but I will talk more about those wannabe’s later. Now, I was in fact, victorious in a match on Monday, however, I tried doing the right thing, giving him his moment, like the one that I never got 2 weeks ago, but I guess when you are dealing with those hypocritical bitches such as Dylan Klien, there is no way out, from being stabbed in the back, but you fans, boo me, and are chanting “lets go Dylan now!?” I assure, he will stab you in the back, and it will hurt much more, than it hurts me, because thanks to people like you in the crowd, you can really make or break a person. Well, I am a broken person, well, was, then I transformed, after ages on the Indies with my amazing high flying moves, you booed me, why? Because I stood up for myself, and then I went home. Apparently I lost ratings, and then for that my job followed, and I went home, to watch TV. I Saw the most inspirational person ever, well 3 of them. Kane and Abyss. And I had always promised myself that I wasn’t the next “Brian Kendrick, Evan Bourne” and I didn’t plan on becoming the next “Kane, Abyss”, it turned out that the first Ian Legend was a fail, so then I transformed into Blue Voodoo King! Followed by a dip in form, I went away, and returned, as Mr. Blood, winning my first world title, here in REW, and baby, I damn love it! But anyway, you find this irrelevant? Well, I got off track, but that last man was Dylan Klien Sr. and now I face his wannabe son, who I respected. I respected Sr. and I tried giving my honour and dignity to his family, his legacy, him! Dylan, I gave you a chance, and you didn’t take it, so nice and simply, you pissed me off!
Dylan, I plan on winning, you may be the trend setting, one of a kind, maybe even a rated-R super damn star, but that is no match for being the Next Big Thing, the pure reason why REW is TV14, Living Hell, 100% Blood, the REW World champion! And hardcore, Blood, are both my speciality, me, my first aid box, will meet your flesh, make you bleed, make you cry, you will be a wreck, I will be a champion, and there will be one less loser spoiling my perfect company!
Now for something, well, “completely different”, and I mean the TLC match. Featuring Notorious Xtreme, Freddy Daggler and the other guy, yes… Jack Hunter! All are young, all useless, all want a break, just like me, do I feel sorry for them, do I feel like I want to give them a chance? Well… NO! I EARNED MY WAY TO THE TOP, AND THEY CAN DO THE SAME, TONIGHT I DEFEAT DYLAN KLIEN (jr.), then on Monday, I take out which ever of you rejected losers, which was so suckish you weren’t picked to win, you must of just won by luck, well, on Monday, I will end your young career, and its your choice stepping in the ring with a monster like me, and I hope that you understand!
Now for a REW Replay, a few weeks ago, on week 2, I speared Klien off the rafters and nearly ended his career, I assure you what happens in my match will be, well… MUCH WORSE F*CKER!
Now, time to talk about something I couldn’t a while ago, a delayed victory speech man, because that Desert Storm ruined my moment before (by the way, he spelt desert wrong, I mean who doesn’t love an ice cream storm, unless it’s a person, like a prick, like him), so here is my victory moment:
One small step for man, one huge step for man kind, a huge step for REW, and for people like me everywhere, a glimpse of hope, were they can believe, they believe that they can do it themselves, I was like them, Ian Legend and Blue Voodoo King, 2 different sides of me, but Mr. Blood, the most successful incarnation of perfection, will make all challengers bleed, and will go into the REW Hiatus as world champion, when it comes back, I will still run the show, and hopefully I can fight along some young true warriors some d ay, rather than the same old same old veterans, Mr. Blood is the next big thing, a future world champion, wait, the future REW 12 MONTH REIGNING, ONLY DAMN EVER REW WORLD CHAMPION, I LOVE WHAT I DO, AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, THEN ITS TIME YOU MEET BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
And now that is out of my system, time to finish off with a bang, a nice simple finish to a lovely pay per view card, when I have my hand raised, I will do the following things
1) Take my first aid box, and put this special make up/ sauce/ poison combo of mine on Dylan, kiss the REW badge, and then
2) Hold my belt, allow my adoring fans in the ring to celebrate
3) HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
Now, for a simple finish, Klien, I hope you love what’s coming, because it comes in huge doses whilst fighting me, yes, there will be a fest of this at REW eXrecution, and it is BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!