HEY GUESS WHAT ?
Cats are happy! Cats will purr and rub you like nothing is better in the world. Sure they get bored of it but SO DO DOGS! And cats don't need their food to love you. You don't know about cats... -.-
Cats care- My cat comforts me all the time. When i'm sad she sits next to me. When i'm mad she comforts me. It's like she's a therapist. And all cats have the same feelings. Dog's too. But cats will lay next to you, nap with you.. .and stay with you. Dogs only do two of those things. Get ready to never sleep again....
Cats can protect - ummm dude. Dogs aren't the only animals that saved people from fires! Cats have done that too (gasp) I know right?! You probably never knew that. Also , a cat saved a family from a frekin' GAS LEAK! Ya, learn more about cats will ya?
Cats play- you can chase them and they will chase you back! Like a game of tag. Or you can play a stalking game where you guys can stalk each other (trust me it's fun) Also, there are such things as string, also cats can play fetch! You just have to train them first. oh ya..and that reminds me..
Cats are trainable too!- You just need food (just like dogs need food to train) and if you say no then your probably never had a dog. Cats CAN DO TRICKS! I have taught my cat to sit down and say please (by making a single meow) i have taught my cat to play FETCH! I have taught my cat to stay,play dead,come when called,and beg. You know, cats are like mini dogs with cute voices.
Cats ARE more cleaner- dogs paws,mouth,and rear end are more dirty then a cats. And you say dogs are content on the ground. Ya! on your clean carpet. Which is soon full of dog sweat and mud.
Dogs are better for health?! pffffft Walking may help you live longer. Playing with a cat can give you some more spring in your step. I know it sounds silly but playing with a cat just by chasing after it and playing with a string toy with it is enough to make even the most fit person on earth sweat.
Cat's listen- dogs aren't the only (loyal animal) sir! Cats can be loyal. Again, read about the training. You have to do THAT first.
Cats love- I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK CATS ARE HARD NUTS TO CRACK WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE! Cat's love you! It's mean that you said they have no heart at all in fact. You need to get a cat and see how loving they can be. Seriously.. go to the shelter...
Cats can come in variety... ok no you win .I admit, there are no species and colors but they are all the same size. But does that really matter?
Cats can get girls- "awwww look at the sweet kitty! I want to just pick it up and love it so much" Boom! cat come and purrs all over your girlfriend. Months later she's your wife! BOOM...
Cats are smart- They can open doors,save people,say human words by projecting the sound (just like dogs)
Listen i didn't confront some of these because they were stuck in other reasons. Hope you now understand cats are just as capable as dog.
:) thank you :)