DC: Should I change my last name?

Should I change my last name to Snape. I mean he's my father after all. Am I single? If I am single, who would be with me? I feel lonely.
Update: @Harry Potter-I know right! I snogged my brother and I dated my father for a while.
Update 2: *vomits into a barrel with Harry*
Update 3: @Luna-Thanks. *continuing vomiting*
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