Well here's one that will cheer you up
A Man Utd fan, Liverpool fan and a Leeds fan are drinking beer in Saudi Arabia. Alcohol is illegal in Saudi Arabia, and the three were caught by the police.
They were held in custody, and a Sheik came to advise them of their punishment
He said "The punishment for drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia is 20 lashes. However, since it is my wife's birthday today, I will grant you all a wish"
The Leeds fan is first up. He asks the Sheik for a pillow to be tied to his back. However, after being whipped 10 times, the pillow tears and the Leeds fan shrieks in pain as the remaining lashes are completed. He walks away bleeding
The Liverpool fan is next. Having seen what happened to the Leeds fan, he asked for 2 pillows to be tied to his back. This does not work either, after being whipped 15 times the pillows tear, and the Liverpool fan suffers a similar fate to the Leeds fan.
The Man Utd fan is last. The Sheik says "Since your football team is so great, and I respect them, you may have 2 wishes"
The Utd fan replies "I want 100 lashes"
The Sheik replies "Not only do you support a great football team, but you are also very brave. I admire you. What is your other wish"
The Utd fan says "Tie the Liverpool fan to my back"
FQ- Not an England fan... C'mon Socceroos!
FQ1- Australia (obviously) vs Ivory Coast- 2 teams that deserve to win.
I am not a Federer fan or an ABF- I support Nikolay Davydenko and of course, my fellow Australian Lleyton Hewitt