My neighbor keeps trying to lure my children into her gingerbread house, what do I do?

My neighbor keeps trying to lure my children into her gingerbread house, what do I do?

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    Eat the house and solve the problem.

  • 10 years ago

    Here is the plan:

    1.) Build another gingerbread house.

    2.) Have your children get online and chat with your neighbor. Have the child inform the witch that he/she is underage, then agree to meet your neighbor in the newly constructed gingerbread house.

    3.) Call Chris Hanson from Dateline NBCs popular series "to catch a predator."

    4.) Inform him you put in the legwork, and just need him to show up.

    5.) Set the trap, sit back, and watch the hysterics as your neighbor claims that she was just planning to talk with your kids about the dangers of gingerbread houses.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Let them go over, and let them eat so those little shits don't bother you, then when they're bored have them shove her into an oven like a jew, then sell her house for millions.

  • 10 years ago

    Don't worry. The kids know how to put her into the oven when its time. In the meantime, enjoy the peace and quiet until they return home.

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  • 10 years ago

    Bring a weight watchers group to your house on their last day. Make sure they pass her house.

  • 10 years ago

    Call the cops

  • 10 years ago

    get rid of the three little piggies by buying a wolf

  • 10 years ago

    Protection from predators is a must do thing

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Quit reading children stories and grow up.

    Source(s): common sense
  • 10 years ago

    Do nothing, she seems to be a nice old lady.

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