Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

What food item would you fight an enraged chimpanzee over to the death for?

I wouldn't fight one at all. I'd just go to the store later and buy another one. It's an enraged chimpanzee for crying out loud! Those things can disembowel a person.

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  • Sal
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    Do I have a weapon???

    Those things are 10x my strength pound for pound... and I'm strong... I dunno... think I'd need to use my human mind to fashion a tool and kill it the way it should be done... for a lobster of course.

  • Jaimie
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You stole my answer. I was going to say go to the store. Damn our alike minds.

  • 1 decade ago

    i agree. why fight for a block of cheese when i can go to my refrigerator and get one?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good beer

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  • 1 decade ago

    Pizza with bacon on it

    Source(s): yum :)
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would resort to gorilla warfare.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY DONUT!

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