Advice needed: Neighborhood being terrorized by attack porcupines...?
Anyway, the police didn't manage to clear out all of the porcupines, and there is an aggressive pair left behind making life hell for us. Since they no longer have to fight each other, they have joined forces to attack the humans they have grown to hate. They curl themselves into balls and hurl themselves with great force at you, and if you aren't fast, you will suffer!
The other evening my wife and I were out for a walk when we were attacked. I got away, but ended up having to visit my wife in the hospital, where they removed 174 quills from her. She had been pricked. She had been pricked good!
What should we do?