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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

If I eat enough potatoes, will my Idaho-born crush finally love me back?

I am eating potatoes right now, lots of them because I'm madly in love with a guy from Idaho. I'm hoping Idaho men find women who eat potatoes attractive.

Will he love me? Will he marry me in the Mormon temple and have a dozen babies with me?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    No, but keep eating the potatoes and you'll be able to crush your crush.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh, darling, you know that I want that boy to come to his senses and make your dreams come true, but you also know that I'm pretty skeptical of him - he did make my beloved sad, twice - so I'm not sure if I'm being unfair or realistic by saying that I suspect that he's so shallow that the more potatoes you eat, the less attractive he will find you.

    My advice is, play it safe - don't let the potato-eating get out of hand. Moderation in all things, darling.

    (((Princess)))

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't know if eating mashed potatoes will impress many men, but swallowing gravy sure will!

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  • 1 decade ago

    If you eat too many taters your bodacious tatas ain't gonna fit in a couple tater sacks let alone anything from Victoria's. Oudders ain't sexy.

    RScott

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  • 1 decade ago

    Just ask him if he wants to watch Uranus with you that will work guaranteed

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  • 1 decade ago

    what?!

    why would he love you because you eat potatoes?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Can you pls ellaborate

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  • brb
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol. watch those carbs princess.

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