? asked in Social ScienceGender Studies · 1 decade ago

Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?

I know this sounds crazy..BUT

Hubs usually has his own smell. The family always knows when he has passed gas even if he tries to be funny and blame it on the dog.

Lately, he's had to work late a few times and each time he's come home and his gas has smelled unlike anything I've ever smelled from him. Kinda like maybe he had Thai food or something? He says he has only been at work and not anywhere else...but something is definately different.

Do you think he's cheating?

Update:

quit laughing at me

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  • jay b
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    ahahahahahahahhahaahah!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    As ridiculous as your question sounds I’ll entertain it

    only because I feel sorry for your husband.

    If he has really been working late hours then it is reasonable to

    assume that he has been ordering dinner and eating in the office

    while working. Different types of foods produce different gases.

    If you are going to suspect a man a man of cheating then at least

    find something a little more concrete to go on.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, unless by "cheating" you mean "eating chilli dogs on the way home so he doesn't have to eat my cooking," then no. Banging an Asian chick will not make his gas smell like Thai food.

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  • 1 decade ago

    The only way that cheating would have any effect on the smell of his flatulence would be if by cheating, something was injected into his anus.

    And i'm not going into any detail on what that would mean...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Try smelling something else of his to determine if he's been messing where he shouldn't have been messing.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ah...this is so romantic. It reminds me of my favorite Bette Midler song, "You are the Wind between my Knees". You crazy kids!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Only if you are a dog.

    I didn't realize that humans went around sniffing other people's behinds.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! I pity this guy. He is so whipped he can't even eat something without p**sing his wife off!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I hate to sound crass, but I have a mass

    of gas in my @$$ that I need to pass.

    Please pull my finger.

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  • 1 decade ago

    chow'in down on someone else's cokkin' huh.

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