Drill Baby Drillers...will you support your favored industry by vacationing on the...?
BP needs your support but right now they need your dollars more than ever. BP will soon release a statement asking all Drill Baby Drill supporters to vacation on the beautiful oil soaked beaches of the Gulf of Mexico. They ask that you spend your dollars to feed the area's tourism industry so BP shareholders will not have to pay damages, those people really need their millions and millions of dollars to keep their lavish lifestyles from becoming too bleak.
Yes Drill Baby Drillers, go to the fish market on the Gulf and buy your kids a dead fish with a belly full of oil...let your children play with the dead fish on the oil soaked beaches, oil washes off no biggie!!! Charter a boat and take the family out in the Gulf so the kids can shout with glee at the pretty sheen of oil covering the surface of the water!!!! Try your hand at the latest craze in fishing called "scoop the dead fish off the surface with a net"!!!
Or will you all just avoid the Gulf of Mexico like the plague? God forbid any of you Drill Baby Drillers come face to face with the stark reality of the environmental risks that come along with a blind drive to earn massive monetary profits at the expense of the environment!!
Yes you all certainly should go where the beaches are still pristine and beautiful in order to properly preserve the fantasy world you all live in. Turn those blind eyes away from the devastation and loss of life created by the Industry you fully support...just as you all turned a blind eye to the devastation and loss of life created through your support of pre-emptive war in Iraq.
Cover your eyes, cover your ears and cover your mouth...what say ye?