Finally the collision of the dominant forces in RWF will be able to meet for that Global Championship. I am truly the master of wrestling, the extraordinary assailant whose one goal is to take down losers and win some gold while doing it. This championship is exactly what I need to finally put myself on the map here in RWF. It is going to be my shot at finally doing something better; doing something worthy of wasting my time. Winning and retaining this title will be a pleasure and something I will never cease to do. My talents have gone unseen for so long now but once I amaze all the fans here in April Massacre, it will be worth the wait. There is no way I can lose to this kid, Dylan Klein has absolutely nothing on me and there is no way he can beat me. I am a ferocious, caged beast waiting to be unlocked by a golden key. That golden key will come to my possession tonight and I will finally be able to unlock my true potential.
My opponent for tonight does not even have a tenth of the ability that I possess. I am much stronger, faster, and durable than he is. Is he able to land a perfect moonsault off a ladder and onto a person standing 10 feet away? Probably, but he will also probably break his neck while trying because he is such a terrible wrestling. Botch, after botch, after botch – that’s all we expect from Dylan Klein. To be honest, I am a bit scared that he will end my career tonight because he will probably mess up one of his moves. Haha, I make myself laugh – the guy will not even get a chance to hit me, I will completely dominate him in the ring tonight. This one-man army wants to see what Dylan’s got – but I am probably going to be disappointed to see that he has absolutely nothing.
After I win the championship tonight, I will finally get the praise that I have so long deserved. I will not only be the longest reigning Global Champion, but I will also be the best Global Champion there ever will be. This title will begin my career here at RWF, and put me on the fast track to the main event. You should all watch me become the Undisputed Champion here because once I win this title…there is so many more to collect.