Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 10 years ago

Why do atheist like using their pogo sticks in cemeteries?

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
    Best Answer

    At 60 I can no longer pogo, but I can be in the cemetery. But I'm not ready - they will have to take me screaming and kicking

  • ?
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    Lots of hard surfaces to bounce off of!

    And zombies don't go to cemeteries, the corpses scare them.

  • 10 years ago

    Because the gravestones are too close together to permit Pontiacs, Harleys or Segways.

  • 10 years ago

    Ok, this one made me laugh out loud and scare the cat.

    We're just aereating the lawn FFS!

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  • 10 years ago

    'Cause if you can hop from one flat headstone to another without touching the ground, it's an automatic 50 points.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Maybe bring a little joy and happiness in a grim, depressing place.

    Source(s): Grave hoping :^)
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    In case we run into Zombies like Jesus.

  • Q
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    Because the dirt is more compacted there, better for bouncing :D

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    You certainly are an ignorant little critter .

  • 10 years ago

    It aerates the lawn and makes it healthy and green...everyone knows that.

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