Sarah isn't known for being the sharpest tool on the work bench. Sarah and I were a pair years ago. I remember when I woke up in the middle of the night because she was making horsey sounds. I turned on the lamp and asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "My daddy said a man likes a lady in the day and a horse at night."
I said, "No sweetheart, I'm sure he said a man likes a lady in the day and a whore at night." Looking confused she said, "No, I'm pretty sure he said horse."
I just went back to sleep.