Funniest Chat-up Lines?

I need a good laugh today and they really make me laugh.

Funniest one wins 10 points. :)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    my favourite is:

    Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

    (the answer to this is) no, I just farted.

    other ones I like:

    Shall we chat or keep flirting from a distance?

    Here's £10, drink until I am really good looking.

    Is your last name Jacobs? Cos' you're a real cracker.

    Pick a number between 1 & 10. Sorry, you lost, now you have to take your clothes off.

    Did you just fart? You blew me away.

    I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

    My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear... (yeah I am) oh, it must be an hour fast

    I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock.

    Source(s): google :D
  • 1 decade ago

    Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

  • 1 decade ago

    Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns

  • 1 decade ago

    Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? ;D

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Your legs must be aching, because you've been running in my mind all day"

    ...Weirdest chatup line I've received...

  • 1 decade ago

    my face is leaving in 5 minutes, i want you on it

    can you please tell your boobs to stop stairing at my eyes?

    my best. i know loads but only need 2.

  • Grab your coat your pulled.

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