Well, YWSA is back! When I got the call from CMP, a fellow punk to come back to YWSA as a permanent superstar I said sure why the F**k not. And I am glad to see he started up right where he left off, The Funking Punk versus E&C Connection for the Intercontinental Championship in none other than a ladder match. Now the ladder match is a very dangerous match to compete in, at any time you could fall off and be injured beyond what surgery can repair, and as much as I value E&C's friendship, this is a wrestling company, and I am out there in that ring each and every week for one reason, not to make friends although it happens on occasion, But I am here to win. I am out here to win matches and championships, and tonight I do both. I don't care how long the match goes E&C I can go all night long, you see while we have been gone I have been training harder than ever in my time off, I have made a living off competing in ladder matches if you haven't noticed, I have ended a career in a ladder match, I have won titles in Ladder matches, I have been screwed in ladder matches, I have done everything a man can possibly think of doing when in a ladder match, good and bad both, so before you come on into my ring friend, please remember you are a guest in my home, I know every possible move there is to do with a ladder. I am what most people would call a ladder match original, I grew up in wrestling companies literally and figuratively climbing the ladder. My life is based off ladders, I climb one to find another waiting for me, one after another, every-time I wrestle, a new ladder is always there for me to climb, and tonight is no different I will climb the ladder and grab the Intercontinental and then I begin to climb a new ladder, that is the way the wrestling world works. Tonight E&C will find out the reality of his decisions, Friend or Foe, it doesn't matter in the wrestling ring, and tonight I will make history, becoming the first ever Intercontinental Champion of YWSA, 1..2..3 screw it, tapping screw it, the only way you will get that title E&C is literally climbing over my dead body. I don't care what you bring to the table, whether it be 100 percent or 1 percent, I will climb through the doubt, up the ladder of fate and whether it was destiny or not I will beat you tonight. I will defy everyone who calls themselves a disbeliever, I don't care how I do it to be quite honest, when it comes to fulfilling what you have tried hard for for months, it doesn't matter how you obtain it, people look down on other wrestlers who do so, but it doesn't matter, in the end when your holding the gold and you know in your heart of hearts you are the only one who is doing so, it doesn't matter how you won it or who you won it against. These fans and some of the wrestlers in the back do not realize it but they know it's true. Their pride shrouds their judgment, and that is a fatal mistake when it comes to wrestling, one slip up and your career could be stunted, you fans know I am right but you do not want to admit it. So, E&C with all due respect, I will do anything in that match to win the Intercontinental Championship, and with that said, E&C when you walk into that ring, and you see me across from you and you begin to wonder "Am I ready" I can truly say to you, Yes...you...are. Welcome to your flawless reality, Friend.
E&C, you have a lot of heart, I will give you that. But heart can only get you started in the game known as life. Do you know what keeps you going? It is mind of over matter, brain is what keeps you going and your heart seems to be bigger than your brain. You see tonight is my night, tonight is the night that The Funking Punk makes his full mark in YWSA, and erases yours. I am sorry I am have to do this to you, but this is wrestling and I put wrestling before friendship. So you say that I don't know some of your moves, that you learn moves as your career progresses, well as do I, you see me and you are very much alike. We both know what it takes to be something in this business, we both know how it feels to put our bodies on the line night after night, We over exert ourselves and for what? A couple dollars? No, we do it for these people, my punks and punkettes. Your peeps and peepettes, it doesn't matter what they are called, they are the reason we do what we do.
And you know it's true because the Punks say so!