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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 10 years ago

do you know any yo mumma jokes?

Your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry

yo mumma is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma's so fat when she went in the ocean water the whales started singing: "we are family"

Yo mamma's so fat, when i swerved to avoid her in the street i ran out of petrol.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
    Best Answer

    Yo mama so old she got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum!

    Yo mama so old she's as bent as a butchers hook!

    Yo mama so ugly she's Av seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard!

    Yo mama so stupid she's as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!

    Yo mama so hairy she's got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits!

    Yo mama so ugly she's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag!

    Yo mama so stupid she's as useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy @r$e!

    Yo mama is about as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit!

    I hate to say this but Yo mama is uglier than a hat full of assholes!!!.

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

    Yo' Mama is so old, Cleopatra signed her high school yearbook, "BFF."

    Yo' Mama is so fat, when she throws her shadow, it breaks the sidewalk.

    Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

    Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?

    A: I don't know -- ask Yo' Mama.

    Yo' Mama is so fat, her first word was "more."

    Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes to a stadium, she sits next to everybody.

    Yo' Mama is so stupid, she needs a recipe to boil water.

    Yo' Mama is so fat, when she bent over, a couch and three chairs came out.

    Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

    Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

    Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up

  • Yo mumma is so fat THAT WHEN SHE WENT INTO SPACE there was no SPACe

    yo mumma is so dumb that she starved herself in a grocery store

    there is heaps more but like yerh man hard to remember

  • 3 years ago

    enable's get off mothers, 'reason I basically have been given off yours. Which sexual place produces the ugliest infants? Ask your mom! Yo mama's so grotesque, whilst the terminator mentioned "i would be lower back" he left working. Yo mama's so grotesque, her delivery certificates replaced into an apology letter from the condom production unit. Yo mama's so grotesque, she sounds like she's been in a dryer crammed with rocks. Yo mama's so grotesque, she sounds like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a fork. Yo mama's so grotesque, she sounds like her face caught on hearth and that they placed it out with a song cleat. Yo mama's so grotesque, she's uugly. I had to function yet another u `reason u is grotesque too!

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  • Jutt
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    yo momma so dumb she returned a jigsaw puzzle cuz she thought it was broken

    yo momma so ugly her reflection quit

    yo momma so fat that when she runs down the street the cops all say "Alright, boys, break it up!"

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Yo mumma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie(Star wars chewbacca's language)

    Yo mumma so fat when she farts it causes global warming

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    :L :L :L

    Yo Mama is sooo fat! when she broke her leg - Gravy poured out.

    Yo Mama is soo fat when she weares a yellow rain coat people call TAXII!

    Yo mama is so old she swept the floors for Shakespeare's!

    :D

  • 10 years ago

    Some of the ones posted here are hilarious!!

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap7Jm...

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