SHIVA
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SHIVA asked in Arts & HumanitiesPhilosophy · 10 years ago

What is funny definition of consciousness ............?

Note ----only funny definition

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come on give me answer it is very easy

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  • 10 years ago
    Best Answer

    Consciousness--------- The annoying time between naps.

    ......slip in and out of it to order another drink.

  • 10 years ago

    If Void Equals Infinity

    Then Light (plasma) could be viewed

    As >Nothingness< having a "Dream"

    Consciousness could be a dream

    of the void

    Stars could be scabs in the fabric of dark energy

    oozing out plasma as blood from silent veins

    ~~~~

    not too funny?

    the gods are laughing!

  • Mase
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    Consciousness, baby, is the light brought to a dark room when I walk in it. It's the feeling others get when their tuned in. Truly zoned in. to my presense. It's easy. You can do it too. I believe we are all inspirations waiting to happen.

  • Kyle J
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    Consciousness is when an apple falls on your head from an apple tree saying "Hey! Wake up!".

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  • 1) The thing which hurts when everything else feels good.

    2) Conscience is the inner voice warning us that someone may be looking.

    H.L. Mencken

  • 10 years ago

    One, that only works when pitiable human wants to do something real joyful & most of the time is successful in spoiling it too.

  • 4 years ago

    The last one about a born loser is very funny ha ha ha !!

  • A.V.R.
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    That which goes 'ouch!' when one sits on a tack on a couch.

  • Rorne
    Lv 5
    10 years ago

    consciousness is life's metaphor.

    where life is not what is seems,,,, isn't that funny? lol

    Source(s): great answerer Morpheus
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Being aware of nothing.

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