Who is Dan Rather and how did he become a melon expert?

Does Dan Rather know enough to be a good judge of fruit? just curious ideas?

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  • Sage
    Lv 6
    10 years ago
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    Dan Rather (aka "The Dan") is a self-important buffoon who was once an anchor for CBS. He was fired when it was discovered that he used forged documents in a hit piece against George W. Bush just prior to the 2004 presidential election. After he was justly fired (and while he was pursuing his unsuccessful lawsuit against CBS for firing him), he apparently became a watermelon farmer. While pursuing this new career, he acquired substantial expertise regarding the skills necessary to sell watermelons. This expertise allowed him to opine that Barack Obama would not be a good watermelon salesman.

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