*Biggest and The Best by Clawlfinger hits the arena as TFP enters the stadium and makes his way into the ring.*
Welcome one and all to ESWF! A place home to The Funking Punk, I have made a name larger than life in this company, And I am proud to say I am still becoming larger, I started out wrong with Y2J The World is Yours, I may have ended wrong as well, But I respect that he is man enough to keep his word, And leave the company, It isn't just another notch on my belt, It is a moment in my life I will never forget, Defeating someone as talented as him is no small feet, But I must move on tonight's problem. Adrian Christ and his goal to make it into Wrestle Kingdom to have a chance at the Undisputed Championship of ESWF.
I will take on a very deserving Adrian Christ, A man who has beaten many legendary men in his day, But unfortunately for him, He is past his days, I am the new era, The new breed, I am the man who has ended careers, Beaten legends, I have made a name for myself by destroying my enemies, I am the only man for the job when it comes to making a company bigger and better, Now, Adrian, You think your a tough guy, A technical god, A phenomenal athlete, Well, I know I'm one, So, When you step into the ring with me, And think you will walk right on over into the ladder match, You are wrong, DEAD wrong, I am sorry to say this bluntly, But it is the truth, I am the Television Champion, and I am going to be the Undisputed Champion as well, All it will take is me beating three washed up old tools, Rohit, A man who is an injury prone imbecile, He can't hold a book to his face with out someone helping him, His wardrobe is accompanied with a crutch a cast or a walker, Why he is still competing I just do not know, It is sad to see his career slowly dwindled as I take it to the limits in that match, And I must go on, Psycho Dude, He is currently in charge of ruining wrestlers lives in a company called YWWA, Now, he is accustomed to calling the shots, But not this time, It is my time to tell him what to do, And then Geese, Duck,Duck,Goose right? Well, I know Psycho Dude and Rohit look and act like Ducks, But the Goose is the worst, He honks day in and out, Annoying, And I am looking forward to shutting him up, And we go back, To my opponent tonight, I do not want to under or over estimate Adrian, I mean, His last name is Christ, But I am a God, I run his life, God created Christ, And ended him, Just like I will do tonight, I will end Christ, I will show him his Flawless Reality, And I will put him on the Crucifix, Which will carry him for the rest of his life, He will hang from the Crucifix, and be on top of the highest mountain for all to see, Until the earth eats away the wood, And his body, And I take my place as rightful king of the mountain, I am the best in the world at what I do, I am a wrestling God, The TV Champ, Future Undisputed champ, I am The Funking Punk! I am here to welcome you Adrian, You Geese, You Psycho Dude, And Especially you Rohit, Your all of your Flawless Realities, I have already accepted mine, It shows me the way, Guides me like the stars, It shows me my fate as well as yours, All of our experiences are different, But it shows no boundaries, I will become the Champ at Wrestle Kindgom, I will climb the ladder of greatness, And become legendary! So Adrian, come and get me, I am not playing hide and seek, I know you want to make it to Wrestle Kindgom, but how much do you really want it! Ask yourself that! And give me an answer, Meet me in the ring, And show me with your actions! I will be waiting!
*TFP smiles and walks into the back as Biggest and The Best by Clawfinger plays.*
Rohit and ST