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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRock and Pop · 1 decade ago

What would happen if.....?

What would happen if Justin Weiner stole a hot dog at a Death Metal show?

What would happen if Britney Spears ate trash out of a McDonalds?

What would happen if something happened?

What would happen if Van Halen did a cover of the Pokemon theme song while eating purple pears?

What would happen if Marilyn Manson joined The Rolling Stones as the new vocalist?

What would happen if Kurt Cobain became friends with a tired puppy?

What would happen if Black Metal became the new emo?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Nothing, I guess.

    Nothing, really.

    Nothing, again.

    Nothing, I believe.

    Nothing, seems to me.

    Nothing, actually.

    I'd destroy the whole world.

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  • What would happen if Justin Weiner stole a hot dog at a Death Metal show?

    He would have a hot dog.

    What would happen if Britney Spears ate trash out of a McDonalds?

    It would be on the cover of every celebrity magazine, even though it isn't really news.

    What would happen if something happened?

    Something would happen.

    What would happen if Van Halen did a cover of the Pokemon theme song while eating purple pears?

    I don't know, but purple pears sound awesome.

    What would happen if Marilyn Manson joined The Rolling Stones as the new vocalist?

    We would talk about it on R&P for weeks. I wonder if he would take his makeup off.

    What would happen if Kurt Cobain became friends with a tired puppy?

    They would go to a Van Halen concert and eat purple pears!

    What would happen if Black Metal became the new emo?

    Sleepwalker would destroy the whole world.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What would happen if Justin Weiner stole a hot dog at a Death Metal show?

    What the **** is Justin Bieber doing at a death metal show? He'd be dead before he could even GET the hot dog.

    What would happen if Britney Spears ate trash out of a McDonalds?

    I wouldn't be surprised.

    What would happen if something happened?

    Deep. Man, I never knew you were such a philosopher.

    What would happen if Van Halen did a cover of the Pokemon theme song while eating purple pears?

    Someone would have to invent purple pears first.

    What would happen if Marilyn Manson joined The Rolling Stones as the new vocalist?

    Pffft, Mick Jagger would never let that happen. The Stones don't need a naked face-painting singer who struts on the stage like a...oh, wait a minute.

    What would happen if Kurt Cobain became friends with a tired puppy?

    Bestiality?

    What would happen if Black Metal became the new emo?

    There's a difference?

    Wait a minute...I think I see a code in this. Every single word after 'if' in those statements begins with a capital letter BESIDES the third one. I think I know what this means...JBVMKB...but remove the THIRD letter....JBMKB. JBKB....JBB...JB...! The Jonas Brothers!

    I KNEW it, dirt devil! I KNEW you were a Jonas Brothers fan! Adding subliminal messages into your questions, trying to get us to join the Jonas Brothers fanclub...I can't even believe you!

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    What would happen if Justin Weiner stole a hot dog at a Death Metal show?

    Either: a guitar would be smashed over his head or they would sacrifice him.

    What would happen if Britney Spears ate trash out of a McDonalds?

    No one would care because she is already messed up to begin with.

    What would happen if something happened?

    Something already happened before something happened.

    What would happen if Marilyn Manson joined The Rolling Stones as the new vocalist?

    They would create a new genre mixing shock rock, goth, classic, and blues rock. Or at least he would take off all his makeup.

    What would happen if Kurt Cobain became friends with a tired puppy?

    He would write a song about it.

    What would happen if Black Metal became the new emo?

    Black metal would be the new Blackcore.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Justin Beiber would be dead before he even gets to lay his eyes on a hot dog if he was at a Death Metal show!!

    I wouldn't be surprised lol

    Something

    I'd catch Van Halen with a Pokeball

    The world would explode

    A puppy died?

    That's against the law of physics. It just can't happen. I won't let it happen...It just can't!!! ='(

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  • 1. The moment he would plan the hot dog thievery, he would die of a sudden death.

    2. The media would blow it out of proportions.

    3. Something else might happen

    4. He would of found the world's first purple pears...and Pokemon would be too cool to franchise anymore.

    5. The audience might die before the Stones do.

    6. Then the question of "Do animals go to heaven?" would be answered

    7. ..........Wait....there's a difference?

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  • You come up with the weirdest questions!

    1. He'd be tied to the ground in the middle of a mosh pit

    2. That happens a lot...

    3. Mangina

    4. Ash Ketchum would shoot himself

    5. I believe that's already scheduled to happen on December 21st, 2012

    6. Puppies!

    7. Explosions, and big circus tents!

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  • 1 decade ago

    1=F-in hilliarious!

    2=gross but sounds like something that she would get caught doing=]

    3=then it would just happen

    4=that would sound dumb as hell

    5=then the rolling stones would sound a hell of a lot different

    6=cant,kurt cobain is dead

    7=i would be listening to emo music=] (but it would still be black metal to me)

    Source(s): NICE WHAT IF'S!
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  • Debra
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Pray to God consistently while trying, as God helps those who help themselves rather than those who are lazy. Lord Krisna said in Bhagavad Gita, we have to carry out our works and renounce the fruit of our action. So we must keep trying and find joy in doing our work, whether or not we get the desired result. We should not lose hope. Do your best and leave the rest to God,it will all come right some day or night.

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  • 1 decade ago

    1. Well, that would be very.... wait, who?

    2. I would have the slightest bit more respect for her.

    3. Run for cover.

    4. I might watch it on youtube for the lawls, but i wouldn't buy it.

    5. hm.... interesting.

    6. um, that's cute?

    7. It would most likely have no effect whatsoever on my daily life.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Black Metal could never be emo because its main purpose is for emos to hate their pathetic lives.

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