How do missionaries keep finding me?

alright I moved not long ago, into a whole different part of the city the neighbors have not seen a missionary in years, yet after I moved in they started coming to this area as well.(their cloths are giving my wolves indigestion) maybe i should move to Louisiana so next time they show up on my door step i can... show more alright I moved not long ago, into a whole different part of the city the neighbors have not seen a missionary in years, yet after I moved in they started coming to this area as well.(their cloths are giving my wolves indigestion)

maybe i should move to Louisiana so next time they show up on my door step i can just shoot them.

how the heck do they keep finding me?
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