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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

why do guys like megan fox so much...when she's kinda retarded?

just take a look at these megan fox quotes:

“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

- FHM, June 2007

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”

- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

“Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.

- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

“Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.

- Esquire Magazine, June 2009

“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.”

- GQ Man of the Year Event 2008

I wouldn’t regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.”

- FHM, June 2007

“Starscream is the sexiest Transformer. [Why?] ‘Cause he just is. Why is Simba [from 'The Lion King'] sexy? He just was. Maybe it was because Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the voice. I can’t tell you. It’s something I just feel.”

- Virtual Transformers Press Conference in Second Life, June 2007

“I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared,”

– Red Carpet Golden Globes 2009

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

- GQ, October 2008

“I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

- Esquire, June 2009

so what do you think of her now?

Update:

i'm not jelous of her at all. i'm jelous of like jessica alba, beyonce, etc.

megan fox is disgusting, she's not pretty, and yes she is kinda retarded.

Update 2:

and btw, by retarded i dont mean ditzy....if any of you actually read those quotes you would know what i mean.

i get that theyre just going by her looks, but id think that they'd be pretty turned off just by reading those quotes.

Update 3:

oh i wasnt searching for quotes, they were all from the same site and it only took me a minute to get all of them. im not obsessivve with hating her at all, and i dont hate her. i just think shes really gross and stupid and i dont get how someone could be attracted to that.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I think that all those quotes were hilarious especially the one about farts! I like her even more now - big toe thumbs and all.

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  • Krista
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Disagree. She's insanely hot. Hottest woman alive though? No. There are quite a few people that look better than Megan Fox. Like, for example, Jessica Alba.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I seriously don't think she retarded no. I think actually I know she says all those things because she thinks it's funny lol she basically thinks she’s a funny girl and people would find what she says hilarious. That her characteristic so no one can change that even if people give her interview skill part of her will still come out and she will end up saying those things not because she’s stupid because that’s her personality the way God made her and she think it’s funny.

    P.S My friends think I’m wired but everyone love me and say I’m the most hilarious person they know. If I was famous I won’t change that for no1

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The men and boys think she's pretty lol i saw my teen guy friends become a fan of her on Facebook

    about the quotes:

    She made them up to try to get attention

    Lots of celebs do that lol (that last one is funny)

    LMAO from October 2008.

    EDIT: not all the guys like her

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  • dregj
    Lv 5
    4 years ago

    she's clearly having a joke and saying whatever the **** she likes

    and these dumb asses take it as gospel

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  • 1 decade ago

    ether she do it for shock Value or she do it to keep people from knowing the real her. then again maybe she is dumb as a box of rocks.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The answer's simple....she's beautiful. Even if she was a member of the KKK she'd still have guys (and girls) lining outside her door.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha! I'm guessing that it's because she's so gorgeous. You don't have to smart when you look like that. But seriously, she does sound retarded.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I'm trying to figure out how she pinched a loaf when she looks like she hasn't eaten since Christmas of 1999.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I've always thought she has that typical ******** type of mouth. And that the lights are on but no one is home

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