Finish the sentence.....?

You've been single for SO long, that....

(be creative, sarcasm rocks!)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ...instead of singles clubs, there are clubs named after you!

    Source(s): Me, too.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I've been single for so long that even Old Maid says, "dayyyum!"

    I've been single for so long that even the crazy old cat lady feels bad for me...(and I love cats...)

  • 1 decade ago

    I've been single for so long..... I've forgotten what sex feels like without batteries involved

    Source(s): Me
  • 1 decade ago

    I've been single for so long that my dog is starting to look attractive...

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  • 1 decade ago

    A guy that sits next to me & always says hi to me i automatically tell myself "o yea he wants me " then when i see him standing outside of the professors class door i tell myself "o he is waiting for me" then he say he is waiting for his girlfriend. lol this happened to me just yesterday. Being single is hilrious because of the things we tell ourselves to keep ffrom excepting we have no one

  • 1 decade ago

    I've been single for so long, that I've been single for a long time.

  • 1 decade ago

    Im not single

  • gumsy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You've grown spidernets.

  • 1 decade ago

    I saw a mummified whale penis at a museum, jumped on it and split myself in two.

    Source(s): Please don't report me. It's too funny. lmao
  • 1 decade ago

    that you began to think that you're ugly enough to leave the world as single.... LOL

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