Best Chuck Norris jokes?

here are some I know: 1. Chuck Norris doesn't have a 'ctrl' button on his keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control. 2. The Titanic didn't really sink; Chuck Norris was just out for a swim. 3. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself up; he pushes the earth down. 4.... show more here are some I know:

1. Chuck Norris doesn't have a 'ctrl' button on his keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. The Titanic didn't really sink; Chuck Norris was just out for a swim.
3. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift himself up; he pushes the earth down.
4. Aliens DO exist; they just won't come to earth because they know Chuck Norris is still alive.
5. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

what are some of your favorites??
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