Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

a newly wed couple from china?

Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a

virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers

naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"

he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise

you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.

You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and

worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her

request. She eventually shyly whispers back, " I want to try someting I

have heard about from other girls.. Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You wan... Garlic Chicken

with corrifrowa?"

x x x

Update:

awrr sowwy

no thumbs down are from me not my style and hi brainz long time hey

x x x

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Oh La La! That was cute! The famous Chinese dish called 69 invented by 'Hu Yu Fa King'!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh Yes, thats off in a text in a minute lol x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow love it

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    another knee slapper, you crack me up.

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  • thor
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg you made my day!!!!! got anymore?

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