Which is the more effective form of birth control: Condoms or my Masters of the Universe figurine collection?

Update: Jersey Boy: Yeah, there are worse things than being this tragically beautiful....I could be a resident of New Jersey.
Update 2: Star: I'll trade you my Malibu Barbie AND my limited-edition He-Man cuckoo clock for your Crack Whore Barbie.
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