Christian girls, how would you feel if Jesus is watching you insert a tampon?

You say he's watching us at all times and that he never leaves us.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I, as a gay man, wouldn't mind Jesus watching me insert my buttplug, he's kind of hot.

    "Atheists actually have the nerve to complain when we point out that they have no morals." Successful troll is successful.

  • Lynn
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Heey darling,, Yeah sometimes when i use tampons i feel i need the toilet Its because its not in the right position and could be resting on your bladder So don't worry :) xxx

  • 1 decade ago

    Fortunately, our Creator is not a mere pervert as it would appear you are.

  • 1 decade ago

    I do not believe that these girls are inserting tampons into their hearts...how foolish of a question this is..

    Jeremiah 17:10 (King James Version)

    10I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.

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  • 1 decade ago

    How do you feel when you replace your daughter's snuggy...?

    Any lustful thoughts that time. Anyway not for any good fathers.

    Jesus Christ is a good father

    Source(s): Brain
  • Tybee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    How do you feel knowing Jesus is watching you write rude comments?

  • 1 decade ago

    So, I take it that you're ok with being the most disgusting troll on Yahoo! Answers?

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG Matthew, LOL!

    Yes Jesus is a pervy old man who likes to watch young children bathe.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Atheists actually have the nerve to complain when we point out that they have no morals.

    Look at the questions you people ask on here.

    And you atheists actually wonder why you are the most hated minority in America?

    It is because you are all horrible, rude, and downright lousy people.

    ~Kathy

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