One day, a little gnome named Dingledorf Haselpon von Smith was walking along the forest, minding his own buisness, when he spotted a computer. "How odd!" He wondered aloud. "A computer in the middle of the forest! Now this I must see." As he walked over, his friend Ponchan the giant saw him and stomped over. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DINGLE?" (Everyone in the forest knew him, becuase that's how forests like these work, and they all just called him Dingle.) "I've found this computer sitting on a tree stump, and I don't know what to make of it!" Being a giant, Ponchan's head was in the clouds, and he was gone before Dingle had a chance to say "Platapus". Why platapus? Dingle wasn't sure, but he said it anyways, with confidence and pride. "Platapus." That done, he ventured over the the computer. The machine was humming away, and the screen showed the about:blank page in mozilla firefox 9! Dingle was puzzled about this product placement in the forest. The only creatures in the forest with money were the keebler elves, and they were all loopy from their cookies. (as if elves weren't loopy enough!) At any rate, he went work going from one site to the next. He had a glorious time! His first stop was Google, then Facebook, where he created a page for himself, so all his gnomies could add him, then he was surprised to find an encyclopedia on the internet. This intrigued Dingle. "Hmm... A lot of the information in this encyclopedia is correct... this won't do! And he proceeded to Google where he typed "Make my own free website" He clicked "I'm feeling lucky", because just last night, a leprechaun had granted him luck in exchange for a mug of beer and a bowl of Lucky Charms. The leprechaun came through for him, and Dingle found himself on Freewebs.com! Slightly annoyed at yet MORE product placement in his day, he proceeded to make his own encyclopedia. He was having fun making templates and adding new features, when suddenly, he ran out of luck and a message came up that said, "Cannot post article 1,983, space exceeded, click here to upgrade." Dingle, looked around to make sure no one was looking, and clicked it. Using his gnome magic on the next page, he commanded someone's credit card number and expiration date to come up on screen. They did. Dingle was quite pleased, and clicked "Unlimited space". Just as he did, Jesus came down from heaven. "What are you doing Dingle? You are cheating people out of their money." He sighed and said, I will grant you your site, but under one condition... It will be cursed!!!" Dingle gasped, "What kind of curse?"
Jesus looked at him in that way that only Jesus can, and said, "You aren't in control of the articles. Anyone can come in and edit them. Schoolchildren and stay at home moms will be ruined! No one is safe from the wrath of... WIKIPEDIA!!!!" Jesus laughed maniacly and floated off. Dingle stared at the screen in disbelief... What had he done?...
An old scroll I encountered in my travels. I'm a roleplayer, don't mess with me when it comes to creative writing contests :P Good luck to everyone though!