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Will you write a poem about the Green bay Packers?
bonus points for using the words: tundra & lombardi
- GCG™Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Way far up north, in the land called Green Bay
There's a team called the Packers... I know, super gay.
They reside in Lambeau, called "the frozen tundra"
I went there once... sorta smells like fromunda.
Surrounded I was by fat men in hunting gear
And I said to one "The Pack? That name's kinda queer."
He looked me in the eye, his breath a cheesy funk
And said "I'd let Brett Fav-ruh fudge pack my trunk."
Not surprised, I then asked him "How 'bout Vince Lombardi?"
Tubby said "Call Rodgers too, let's make it a party!"
Silently I sat, as another Pack loss came to a finish.
The mental image of that foursome would not soon diminish.
As I drove home I pondered, would bleach remove it from my brain?
Then I thanked babby Jesus for making me a Bear fan once again.
- Michael CorleoneLv 71 decade ago
wow im no packers fan but then again im a rams fan and you guys arent in my division so here you
and this means a lot me and is original, i made it up
What great about the packers!
What is not great about the packers?
Once a champion in 1996,
we are still going to be champion,
there goes charles woodson another pix 6
we had bart starr
even the lying *** brett.
but he went to our rivals
i was cool with him flip flopping becoming a jet.
two of the best players from michagan
heisman trophey winners, who unlike mark ingram dont weap
why does robert brooks get the credit?
when a true packer fans knows lerroy butler made the lambeau leap
we don't hang big plasmas in our staduim (dallas),
We have cheesheads, who are drunk on beer and bacardi
we actually have a december winning record
cause in the end, we will be hosting the lombardi
so keep counting us out the playoffs
just cause we don't have a great offensive line
and some times jared allen has are number
but aaron rodgers has less interceptions than nine
when its all said a done,
all our games our sold out for at least ten years
and all you guys will have in the end
is brett farve and his fake retirement tearsSource(s): work with me, im not a grammar expert. it rhymes ever other line for line.
- TamaraLv 51 decade ago
Out in the frozen tundra a man takes on a team
His name is lombardi and the cup thingie is his dream
With the fans yelling PACK ATTACK
He holds nothing back
and the team makes the BFF creamSource(s): Best I can do being that I know nothing about football lol
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- RjLv 61 decade ago
I recently was driving my Toyota Tundra
It was all full of cheese excluding frumunda
I was wondering about a group of slackers
Down Lombardi way known as the Packers
How will they cope, how will they fare
When they lose to the Vikings in rarefied air
The Purple will rule all the land
And the cheeseheads will wither in sand
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I wish the Green Bay Packers
Were fudge packers =\
- Anonymous4 years ago
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- Anonymous5 years ago
- 1 decade ago
how about a limerick?
there once was a team called the packers.
and they should have been called the sackers
they played on the frozen tundra
how to beat them was a conundrum
Lombanardi coached them not to be slackersSource(s): ps go eagles!