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Will you write a poem about the Green bay Packers?

pack attack


bonus points for using the words: tundra & lombardi

14 Answers

  • GCG™
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Way far up north, in the land called Green Bay

    There's a team called the Packers... I know, super gay.

    They reside in Lambeau, called "the frozen tundra"

    I went there once... sorta smells like fromunda.

    Surrounded I was by fat men in hunting gear

    And I said to one "The Pack? That name's kinda queer."

    He looked me in the eye, his breath a cheesy funk

    And said "I'd let Brett Fav-ruh fudge pack my trunk."

    Not surprised, I then asked him "How 'bout Vince Lombardi?"

    Tubby said "Call Rodgers too, let's make it a party!"

    Silently I sat, as another Pack loss came to a finish.

    The mental image of that foursome would not soon diminish.

    As I drove home I pondered, would bleach remove it from my brain?

    Then I thanked babby Jesus for making me a Bear fan once again.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Green Bay Packers Suck

  • 1 decade ago

    wow im no packers fan but then again im a rams fan and you guys arent in my division so here you

    and this means a lot me and is original, i made it up

    What great about the packers!

    What is not great about the packers?

    Once a champion in 1996,

    we are still going to be champion,

    there goes charles woodson another pix 6

    we had bart starr

    even the lying *** brett.

    but he went to our rivals

    i was cool with him flip flopping becoming a jet.

    two of the best players from michagan

    heisman trophey winners, who unlike mark ingram dont weap

    why does robert brooks get the credit?

    when a true packer fans knows lerroy butler made the lambeau leap

    we don't hang big plasmas in our staduim (dallas),

    We have cheesheads, who are drunk on beer and bacardi

    we actually have a december winning record

    cause in the end, we will be hosting the lombardi

    so keep counting us out the playoffs

    just cause we don't have a great offensive line

    and some times jared allen has are number

    but aaron rodgers has less interceptions than nine

    when its all said a done,

    all our games our sold out for at least ten years

    and all you guys will have in the end

    is brett farve and his fake retirement tears

    Source(s): work with me, im not a grammar expert. it rhymes ever other line for line.
  • Tamara
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Out in the frozen tundra a man takes on a team

    His name is lombardi and the cup thingie is his dream

    With the fans yelling PACK ATTACK

    He holds nothing back

    and the team makes the BFF cream

    Source(s): Best I can do being that I know nothing about football lol
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  • Rj
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I recently was driving my Toyota Tundra

    It was all full of cheese excluding frumunda

    I was wondering about a group of slackers

    Down Lombardi way known as the Packers

    How will they cope, how will they fare

    When they lose to the Vikings in rarefied air

    The Purple will rule all the land

    And the cheeseheads will wither in sand

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    7 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wish the Green Bay Packers

    Were fudge packers =\

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Greenbay Packers Suck

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Yup! Defiantly

  • how about a limerick?

    there once was a team called the packers.

    and they should have been called the sackers

    they played on the frozen tundra

    how to beat them was a conundrum

    Lombanardi coached them not to be slackers

    Source(s): ps go eagles!
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