What are some gift ideas for the neighbor that parades around nude in her bedroom?

She's ugly as sin and body needs help. While installing xmas lights the other night, I realized that from the highest point on my roof, I can see directly into their bedroom. Those blinds they have work good for the ground viewer. They do nothing from the elevated perch. Whipped cream poll: In the can... show more She's ugly as sin and body needs help. While installing xmas lights the other night, I realized that from the highest point on my roof, I can see directly into their bedroom. Those blinds they have work good for the ground viewer. They do nothing from the elevated perch.

Whipped cream poll: In the can >or< In the bowl?
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