Concerning the health of humans...?

Today was different than most. It started off the same, eating my alphabits, when suddenly I looked down (this is were it becomes DIFFERENT) and I saw a name, followed by the word north. I have taken this very seriously, as an omen. I am packing my bags in search of this person, and I need to know a few things.... show more Today was different than most. It started off the same, eating my alphabits, when suddenly I looked down (this is were it becomes DIFFERENT) and I saw a name, followed by the word north. I have taken this very seriously, as an omen. I am packing my bags in search of this person, and I need to know a few things. First, I will be trekking through the desert. Question 1: Do tremors really exist? Once i pass the desert, I will be traveling over an icy lake. Here comes question number two: Can humans out swim beluga whales? Finally I ask, what is the best hunting rifle to shoot rabbits with? They will be my staple food.
Fellow humans, I AM OFF!
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