Does Uranus have a black hole?

I was trying to see Uranus with a telescope, but all I could see was a black hole. Could someone explain? Uranus is an interesting place? Have you seen Uranus?
Update: Oops, I meant: "Is Uranus an interesting place?"
Update 2: It's a joke, people! Can't you see? Thanks for the serious answers, though.
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