What Statement Did You Make Regarding Dogs That Shocked People?

FUN Q: While in labor, not happy, the Nurses were talking about me like I was not there. When asked by a sarcastic Nurse "What are we having today, dear", I announced that " I am having a German Shepherd"..........You should have seen their faces. Priceless. I then got the C-section I was... show more FUN Q:
While in labor, not happy, the Nurses were talking about me like I was not there. When asked by a sarcastic Nurse "What are we having today, dear", I announced that " I am having a German Shepherd"..........You should have seen their faces. Priceless. I then got the C-section I was begging for...

What is you famous Dog Statement!

Legit: Are your Dogs/Animals in your Will?
Update: ADD:
For Dog's Sake, this is not a TD type of a Q.
With all of the mayhem in the world, can't we just be supportive?
Update 2: So many funny Answers! Thanks!
Update 3: ADD:
BETH! Hysterical!! I must call my Sister-In-Law..she is Black and will love this story!!
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