Tryin' to write a poem about smokin' pole, but what rhymes with Winnemucca, Nevada?

Please be gentle as I am a foreigner. Kindly attempt to include a metaphor for "wonder bread" in your answer. If you feel my question is a violation of Ya Ya Yahoo... just Google... www.idungivearatzazz.com. Thank You and I hope the ham you chew on Thanksgiving does not have that 3" thick film... show more Please be gentle as I am a foreigner. Kindly attempt to include a metaphor for "wonder bread" in your answer.

If you feel my question is a violation of Ya Ya Yahoo... just Google... www.idungivearatzazz.com.

Thank You and I hope the ham you chew on Thanksgiving does not have that 3" thick film of "omg WTF is it" stuff wrapped around it, when you pop it from the can.
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