Unhealthy hot snack food for ill person?

I'm hungry but I feel ill, so i'd like to eat something hot and unhealthy (comfort food :) ) but i cant go out and buy anything and i dont have hours to cook as i want to go back to bed ;)

Any Ideas??
Update: thanks guys :)
not really sure what the magic lamp was about but oh well...
I'm going to eat now :]
9 answers 9