7 Fay's Talk Show starring Fay Koprah c/c?
The crowd is gathering outside the studio, each clutching a ticket for Fay's Talk Show starring Fay Koprah. The security guard who usually opens the door is late. Fay, still in the make-up chair, is blissfully unaware that a riot is about to start. But that's to change. Oh, yeah. That's about to change...
Windy Gayle - Yeps! Someone been giving the finger and thumbs downsies to some of our fans. Just pulling up to the studio. Oh, oh, my! Fay, do you know there's a riot just outside your studio...?
Fay - Wha...? HIRAM! HIRAM! Now where is that stiff today anyways...?
stay tuned - sumtum gonna happen, but what? And to whom is it gonna happen?
Sin - "He won't let any of us eat until HH agrees to hold hands for Grace. Pffft! And you know how stiff HH is! So where are you?
Sandy - (not giggling) At the studio; tell HH he's to come straight here; he's the only one with the key into Fay's show. He has to let the crowd inside; they've already overturned two cars & are setting fire to a third. It's ugly. Tell Buk and Ian they'd better come along, too. They can turn the crowd's anger toward the one who deserves it.
Sin - PHfffft!
Sandy - No, Phaaay!
Fearing for their lives, the writers have broken a second-story window, leaped into dumpsters to make their escape. The last thing any of them heard was Fay screaming, "HIIIIIIIIRRRAAAAMMMM!"
Show # 8 is (sorry, we've run out of characters)
And why did Gideon not eat the potato salad? And that long, knowing look he exchanged with the ballerina? Ian caught it and raised one freshly waxed eye-brow. It gave him a sinister appearance. I mean, even more than usual.