5 Fay's Talk Show Starring Fay Koprah c/c/?
Fay - Why, Shirley, I do believe you actually ARE everyone's friend! (applause begins anew, but is stifled by Fay's newest security guard, a big man - nay - a big, BIG man whose tennies are stained green, who is standing so straight one might think he had something other than a mere spine to maintain his posture...he stares woodenly at the audience, and succeeds in quelling their noisy enthusiasm.)
Shirley - Thank you so much my friends! And it's true! I am everyone's friend! (polite, somewhat fearful applause)
Fay - Well, Shirley, I just want to thank you - on behalf of the Yahoo producers of this show, we are awarding you The Friend of the Decade Award! (Standing ovation! audience is now ignoring the tall man who seems to be eyeing a cushioned chair with longing - almost as though he wants to sit down but is strangely unable. He is totally ignoring them anyway, so they go crazy, rush the stage and carry Shirley out on their shoulders. Fay is nearly trampled to death in the melee.... Will she survive? Stay tuned.)
(Meanwhile, in a brief press conference, it has been learned that Fay Koprah is in critical condition with much organ damage. Doctors did, however, manage to save her sense of humor. It seemed, they said, to have a life of its own...pulsing and growing like an alien thing. Be afraid. Be very afrai...) Bwaha ha hah ha ha hee hee hee ha
asked for extra sour cream for her baked potato. She is also demanding to be released early to attend the festivities at the courthouse in honor of Shirley, saying, "But they'll be eats!" Doctors cautioned her to go easy before loosing her onto an unsuspecting world...
But, really, be afraid; I am dot dot dot