4th Fay's Talk Show Starring Fay Koprah c/c?
Due to legal action against us, we were forced to change the name of our show. We must also admit publicly that Oprah Winfrey is not and has never been jealous of Fay Koprah, her clothing, her guests, her (questionable) talent or her ability to transform into any number of peculiar characters or write in any number of (utterly phony) accents, herewith and forthright and et al and all other legal wordage to be applied howsoever Miss Winfrey desires. We have also been ordered to stay at least 100 yards from Miss Winfrey and relinquish any and all tickets to her show.) Happy?
(disturbance at the door... security guards refuse entrance to three seedy characters, one of whom is wearing no pants. One cries, "Utter bil...!" while a tall, hairy man screams something about moist, mowed grass. The heavy door is closed against their frustrated screams as lights come up...)
Fay Koprah - (She is as professional as ever and not the least shaken by the disturbance.) Welcome to our fourth show! Today we have several guests, all of whom you will enjoy! Up first is poet extraordinaire, Shultzie! (prolonged applause)
Shultzie - Why, thank you. Thank you!
Fay - Shultzie, Dear, this week's topic is 'The Fruit of Harvest'; have you any comments or could you share your most profound wisdom.
Shultzie - I like corn, Fay. (applause) You wouldn't believe how loudly I wailed when I plucked the last ear from my garden.
Fay - You actually 'wailed?'
Shultzie - Loudly enough I disturbed my neighbor, Mek. He was in the middle of writing a poem, my wail startled him and his finger got stuck on the 'dot' button.
Mek (speaking out of turn) But it was fortuitous, Fay! I liked the look of the extra ellipses so well, I started using them as a signature in my writing. I have become known for dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot my dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dots. Of course, they don't translate as well in the spoken word.
Fay - Lilly45, Dear, what are your thoughts on today's topic?
Lilly45 - I just love this subject, Fay, and guess what? I have the best illustration! Look! And I found it on the internet! (cheers, applause)
Fay - Isn't she just something? Elys?
Elys - Yalsie?
Fay - You are quite beloved among the bards and have that unique accent that flavors your writings! (extended applause) Surely you have no critics?
Elys - Wellsey, Faysey, I wouldn't exactly say that. There's one big, hairy dudesey who likes to use words like obtusey when he critiques me; I've learned to ignore him and moor my boat elsewhere. (standing ovation) Good Morning, yalsey! And thank ya kindly!
Fay - Wonderful to know! Now back to our topic, Elys?
Elys - I'd like to hand that question to Mizzy, please.
Mizzy - (applause) Well, Fay, the only thing I can come up with is a poem about some fruit. I read it this morning, but I've been too busy trying to explain its meaning to one of our poetry students and...
Fay - Pardon me Mizzy, please. Uh, What Is It To U? Dear?
What Is It To U - Uh huh?
Fay - Not the 'cushioned' chair, Sweetheart...
What Is It To U - Oh, I forgot!
Fay - Quite alright, Love.
Fay - Oh, I'm getting the signal, we're all out of time! And I wanted to slip the banana somewhere in today's topic; I hear everyone is talking about it... Well, until tomorrow, ba-bye!
You haven't escaped the line-up Cassie58... LOL
Coke, Pepsi, Root Beer, Orange, Grape, whatever you like, Gideon, seeing as how you...have not been overlooked.
Sin, what makes you think I didn't? LOL Most were flattered. My tires were slashed on a regular basis, however.
Giggles - you were a guest on show #3! Short-term memory loss or what? LOL
Happy, darlin', you are the only one who thought that was obliique, and I'm just funnin with ya anyways. (Best find shows 1-3 & get all current.)
Buk - I thought your banana required only a brief mention. If it had been the pear, I could have handled it.
I did not mean that the way it sounded. Apolgies.
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I object to being obliquely referenced by that sometimes talented by always shopworn hag who VIOLATES MY QUESTIONS THROUGH PROXIES EVEN THOUGH I HAVE HER BLOCKED.
I do not find her behavior funny and I have a hard time laughing with her about me. As soon as I get this stick out of my @ss I am going to really give you a piece of my mind.
- LisaLv 44 years ago
I protest~~ I sat not with suspect Bayard Lady. I was merely out of site, uh uh talking, yes that was it, talking with a poet... And one I might add who would not leap out a window at the first sight of suggested danger. Humpff...
- Sandy GigglesLv 61 decade ago
dang! this is show #4, I have missed the others.
what a hoot!
the disturbance had me giggling, then Shulzie and the rest of em!
what a hoot!
good show! :)
still giggling as I head out for a moon walk/ dance...it's just after midnight here.....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
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- DaisyLv 71 decade ago
OMG !!! hahahahahahah..., my coffee sputtered before Shultzie was done with his first line...but when I read this.....But it was fortuitous,
hahaha lol....oh geeezzzz family are walkin in here lookin at me oddd...pppfftttt...This is very funny girlfriend .I say you start this up in your town paper...using your locals of course...what a hit!
- ElysabethLv 71 decade ago
Ya spilled dem beans!!! Okay, I'll fess up....I got all my.........dots....from Mek.....he a good poet, too!!!!
Obliquey be cheeky, and sneaky be obtusey....*wahtusey dance!!!!!*
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i don't mind what flavor popcorn i have as long as i don't have to get up and lose my seat. Anybody got some Soda?
- shirleyfLv 61 decade ago
hahahhahahahhahahahahah.........hahahhahahha......you are too, too, much!!!! What an absolute scream!!!!! I LOVE, these shows. Funny, funny, stuff. Keep up the good work!!!!Source(s): your friend, shirley.
- вℓυєLv 71 decade ago
LMAO! Okay, I've apparently missed a lot in my absence.
- cassie58Lv 71 decade ago
you got one hell of a lot of people queuing up to get on this show! lol It's a hoot and you have got a real talent for it gal