Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMovies · 1 decade ago

What are some clever Harry Potter statuses?

Can you think of any clever Harry Potter statuses for Facebook? I like anything and everything Harry Potter. Quotes are my favorite. Draco Malfoy is also my favorite. =]

3 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Me too!

    OK, some clever ones for a 'be right back' type status:

    -be right back, checking for owl post

    -be right back, someone just apparated at my front door

    OR... just general status's:

    [name] has just been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardy

    [name] says some people have the emotional range of a teaspoon

    [name] says forget Gryffindor I want to be in Slytherin, they've got Draco Malfoy

    [name] knows that Harry Potter isn't everything, but its right up there with oxygen

    [name] has been chosen to become a death eater. cya!

    [name] says some people wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of them wearing Dobby's tea cosy

    [name] wonders if Destination, Determination, Deliberation really works?

    [name] is off to find her Gringotts vault

    [name] isn't here right now, but send her an owl!


    -So if Harry Potter > Voldemort and Voldemort > Cedric Diggory, then assuming Cedric = Edward Cullen, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.

    -This status is not viewable by muggles

    These are all off the Status Shuffle app of Facebook, otherwise check out the Quotes section on ( check the wall of shame while you're there too!

    Hope this helped :-)

    Source(s): Status Shuffle app-facebook Mugglenet Quotes section - check it out!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Me too!

    Draco Malfoy: "Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

    "Azkaban - the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards."

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    This repute in now not viewable via muggles. "happieness will also be discovered within the darkest of occasions. if just one recollects to show at the mild." -dumbledore "twitchy little ferret are not you (insert enemy identify right here)"

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