Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?

I would like to know if there is a spell available to become a mermaid, one that works. I am asking people that believe in mermaids. Don't say things like "mermaids don't exist" because I take it very seriously and i find it offensive. PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SPELL!!!

BTW. I am also a witch
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