Since Wal-Mart is now selling caskets, can I be looking for them to start selling stripper poles?

I want to know if Wal-Mart will soon start supplying to all my exotic dancing needs, and with Wal-Mart having "always low" prices this would be a great opportunity for me to stock up on g-strings, poles, and (hopefully) platforms if they begin carrying them as well.

Do you think there's hope?
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